Friday, September 12, 2008

Couple of rules of thumb

In last post, I have explain to you how women test guy and why are they testing them? Let make this simple, let say you are going out with a super hottie women. You treat them well and do nice thing for them on your own term. This is what i mean, if she asks for a kiss, say "No" but kiss her later when you feel like it, if you know that she like chocolate and she asks for some.. don't give it to her but surprise her with some next time you see her. Here are a couple of rules of thumb that I use:

1. Never give a women a direct answer, unless the answer is NO. This is a big one. If she says 'Can we sit here?" I say "No, let's sit in this one next to it." or she says "How do you like my dress?" I say "Well, I think that I like it.. just give me a few minutes to see it on you" or if she say "Call me tomorrow" I say "No, you call me tomorrow.. cummon, you want me and you know it" Get it?

2. If she complains about you or doesn't like something, turn it up a notch and do it more. If she says to me "I don't really like it when you say that" I say "Well then you might want to leave, because I say it a lot" Get it?

3. Women are CONSTANTLY testing to see if they can get you to comply with them, and as soon as you do, they hit the road (or marry you). Hot women can have anything they want. What they want is a challenge. something that keep their interest. Here it comes.. If a woman can have anything she wants anytime she want it, then why the hell do guys think that they're going to be interesting by doing the same thing that every other guy have done? It'll not make a sense, but hey.. pay very careful attention, and never let her have what she wants. NEVER EVER GIVE A WOMAN EXACTLY WHAT SHE ASK. Be in control.

4. Always send mixed signals. Tell her I want to be friends, and kiss her. Tell her that what she just did was unacceptable, then go kiss her. Spank her if she does something nice. Also, respond differently to the same thing. For example, one time if she comes over and sits on my lap, I kiss her. Another time I push her off.. get it? Never be predictable .. NEVER.

For the record, when I say "always" and "never" I don't really mean "ALWAYS 100% WITHOUT EXCEPTION EVER." I mean do these as much as you possibly can, because you really can't overdo any of them as long as you stay cocky and funny while you're doing them.

The best is always "Is she laughing, smiling, having fun most of the time?" If so, you can't overdo these four rules.